Filed under: Movies
Well I am back. Sorry for taking so long but life has been busy. Not all of us can slack off at work like SOME people we know. That and I am obviously not as cool as Naydoo *yawn*. Anyways while I was away not thinking about you people who don’t like to post comments because obviously you don’t have your own opinions, I watched the movie Pure. This movie was ehhhh so so. Basically it was about this kid who pretty much takes care of his junkie of a mom and helps her get better. Through this he runs into problems. He has to deal with his mothers dealer who happens to be a family friend and likes to claim to be “helping” the family out because their father was dead. The kid is in love with a waitress(Keira Knightly) which is wierd itself I mean don’t get me wrong Keira Knightly is amazingly hot but just wierd that they try and make a love story out of it with a 8 year old and a 19 year old I mean were they trying to pull a Michael Jackson or what. Anyway I will be honest I really only watched this movie because Keira Knightly is in it and she makes (what my wife calls small and pathetic) very hard. The movie was overall pretty much crap, it was very boring. I felt like it was missing something and it was an actual story. The kid in it was probably the best actor in the entire thing. Knightly though usually hot looked like shit and annoyed the crap out of me. I mean WTF, how can she look so bloody hot in pirates of the Caribbean and then look like shit not to say I didn’t finish my business anyways but still WTF!!! Would I recommend this movie to anyone? No not at all unless I really hate them and want them to be as bored as I was through the whole thing. Movie lacked in so many places its not even funny. I still hate it after all this time and it has been like 2 weeks sense I watched it THATS how shitty this piece of shit is. Stupid Brits I should of known they couldn’t make a good movie.
I promise I won’t take as long on my next review just been busy with other shit and the fact that you fuck tards don’t comment anyways makes me want to hit the cancel button on my life (not really cause none of you are worth my spit). Anyways I am out!!!!
Filed under: Movies
Well as my first movie review I am going to go with the movie Boiler Room. I watched it for the first time last night, I know what some of you are saying what the fuck? you just watched it after all these years? Well the answer is yes, I just finally watched it so get over it. Anyways on to the review.
I really REALLY liked this movie. I think most of the reason was because of my current hell hole of job I am at now. I could really relate. The acting was great some of the best work I have ever seen out of Giovanni Ribisi. The basic plot of the story is that Seth Davis (Ribisi) is a college drop out that has his own casino. His father who is a judge finds out about the casino and makes him more or less shut it down. In doing so Seth meets a “stock broker” named Greg Weinstein (played by Nicky Katt – Dazed and Confused). Greg tells him about this stock brokerage company. Seth is looking for the quick easy buck and gets sucked in. Soon his conscience gets the best of him and he realizes how he is company is screwing people out of money.
The movie is straight forward there isn’t any or many twists or turns and will keep you sucked in the entire time. If you are a salesman you will definitely like the movie especially if you suck at selling and need pitching help. The movie shows how selling really can be and how companies like this run their business, Do what ever it takes to make the sale.
There it is the first of many reviews. Hope you enjoy, if you didn’t then you can fuck off. Good day!!